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Just.. Just no. Here, let me list some movies.

-Stretch Armstrong (QUE? POURQUE?? This is a DOLL. A DOLL.)
-The Smurfs (NO. This movie will not be funny.)
-Battleship (When I click on the Wikipedia article for this one, it takes me to the article about THE GAME BATTLESHIP.)
-The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn (We've been stealing from the Japanese, but we're stealing from the French now, are we?)
-Marvin the Martian (Come on, Warner Brothers.)
-The Lorax (DR. SEUSS MOVIES DID NOT WORK. THE GRINCH WAS TERRIBLE. HORTON HEARS A WHO WAS WEIRD AND TOO LONG. MY CHILDHOOD!)

AND MANY COMIC MOVIES. GAWD.
-Spiderman 4
-Thor
-Green Lantern
-The Avengers

AND SEQUELS. SO MANY.
-Kung Fu Panda: The Kaboom of Doom
-Madagascar 3
-Transformers 3
-Cars 2
-Happy Feet 2
-Puss in Boots: Story of an Ogre Killer (Shrek spinoff)
-Pirates of the Caribbean (I thought we were done with this! Disney says no.)
-The Hobbit
-Men in Black III
-Harry Potter (Durr )
-Star Trek sequel

AMONG OTHERS

_{Also, there's some Pixar film called Newt that I'm sorta interested in. And, to be honest, I am a bit interested in Toy Story 3 and Cars 2 because I'm kinda a huge Pixar fangirl.}

WIKIPEDIA, PLEASE, TELL ME IT'S A LIE. TELL ME IT'S SOME 4CHANNER WITH A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR! I'M BEGGING YOU! D: It all looks.. So bad.